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It's eleven o'clock...
We have two holes in our drive, and no gas in the house. Next door have two holes and no gas. The other next door has a hole but, as far as I know, is still on the mains.

Do we have any gas men? Nope.
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Your two holes are henceforce named 'Flanders' and 'Swann'.

"Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do..."

There is now a workman down Flanders fitting a new local supply pipe. He is also going to move our meter, which is hanging in midair at present, down to the floor.

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