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A Silly Christmas Meme
christmas
lil_shepherd
There are one or two bits of this that I just l-o-v-e, other bits that are just silly. I leave you to judge which bits meet my approval.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I helped white_hart see the light (8 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I helped melodyclark hide a body (-173 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1223 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
lil_shepherd

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Yeah, but it was a body of water so no harm, no foul. (You should get the points back)

I just had it generate one for me and didn't have a clue what any of it meant. Weird.

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